• memeson420:

    twerkingwhiteboy:

    memeson420:

    "u know that feel when no gf" no actually i dont because im a MANLY MAN who plays SEVERAL sports am i right my fellow sportsmen

    name all seven sports

    1. ball throw
    2. ball catch
    3. ball run
    4. ball kick
    5. shoot ball
    6. dong touch
    7. memes

    get fuckin wrecked

    (Source: galaxys4, via iwillmindfuckyou)

  • magnetracecar:

onlinepunk:

Is this hell

I’m legitimately scared right now

    magnetracecar:

    onlinepunk:

    Is this hell

    I’m legitimately scared right now

    (via the-awkward-platypus)

  • proctalgia:

    i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

    (via hairy-potato)

  • susemoji:

im bored
  • costcoreceipt:

    dinofarts:

    TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES

    ok they going to warn the grass and then what ? explain how the other grass will run away from the lawmower ?

    (via hi)

  • (Source: vvaddles, via hi)

  • accioguitardis:

    cyberunfamous:

    trillow:

    how much do islands cost i want one

    Less than a college education

    image

    what the fuck

    (via hi)

  • vinebox:

    When noone in group chat answers you

    (via hi)

  • generalfactotom:

war-ant:

they play no games

Omfg

    generalfactotom:

    war-ant:

    they play no games

    Omfg

    (Source: thugmissus, via hi)

  • echoesofoswin:

    leonkuwatastonguepiercing:

    mukuroikusabaka:

    finish this sentence: m

    y body craves for the touch of mashed potatoes, the soft white flesh of the vegetable sliding over my body. i havent slept in fifteen days. only the beautiful rapturous gooey white semi solid plant matter inspires me to continue living. sometimes i like to imagine that the mashed potatoes have accepted me as their loving partner. oh can i dream.

    What the actual fuck

    (via hi)

  • redlark:

There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

    redlark:

    There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped

    (via hi)

  • notmusa:

    feralhousewife:

    PARKOUR PIG

    image

    (Source: youtube.com, via swanypants)

  • kidxforever:

this is hilarious

    kidxforever:

    this is hilarious

    (Source: ForGIFs.com, via swanypants)

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