February 2012
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has anyone ever noticed that cinderella has no...
it has bothered me ever since i was a child
why do you have no ears, cinderella
me: lol no I'm not a fan I'm his wife
I’m allergic to effort
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
berserkk-as-fuck:
we aren’t PEOPLE anymore
A moment of silence because Harry Potter has gone ten years without an Oscar.
Ellen Degeneres for President.
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
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Me: this is the worst day of my life I'm going to vomit I hate myself and the world I hope I die everything sucks
Me one day later: I am so happy everything is perfect I love everyone I have ever met let's dance
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
