January 2011
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When I read something I wrote to someone and I'm...
HOLY CRAP, HOW AM I SO HILARIOUS? OMG HAHAHAHHAA, THAT’S SO FUNNY. I’M SO BRILLIANT, I CAN’T BELIEVE I’M SO FUCKING FUNNY. And the person’s like,  BITCH, DID YOU NOT READ IT RIGHT? WHY THE FUCK AREN’T YOU LAUGHING YOUR ASS OFF? My humor is so wasted on this humor-less planet.
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WatchWatch
feedmywounds: jakecanner: just click play Omg. This is too much.
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Oh my god if this was real...
livelovereblog:
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When you're at McDonalds like, 'I'D LIKE SOME...
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"Can I use your computer to check my... "
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It's not called "being whipped" it's called...
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bitchesforbreakfast asked: where do you come up with ideas for your typography? hehe, fuccccking amazing blog girllll
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What happens when someone actually dies on tumblr?
curbstompingjesus: NOBODY KNOWS. 
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when you drop silverware in the trash and have to...
curbstompingjesus:
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yes.
youmakemyheartglow: In tumblr , we don’t    each other , we  eachother.
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Holy shit, this is the saddest movie on the...
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When you close the wrong tab
bitchesandburnttoast: not-easy-being-green:  this^^^^^
Jan 30th
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Anonymous asked: are you self conscious of your body?
Jan 30th
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You know you're a real tumbler when you:
have a massive tumblr folder.
Jan 30th
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Jan 29th
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LEARN THE DIFFERENCE
 = (for cool people)  = (for people that wanna know cool people)  = (for wanna be cool people)
Jan 29th
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reblog if you still pretend you're a mermaid when...
cheapthrillsandlouboutinheels:
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saylisa asked: can you touch your chin with your tongue?

funny blog btw, i like it!
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How I imagine myself when I first start driving.
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Keyboards for all situations
lumos-maxima: Grandma Masturbation Paper due in the morning
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