March 2012
person: i can sing, dance, play the piano, flute, drums, omg i have so many friends and im so talented and popular
me: i can stay on the computer for 20+ hrs
fuckzach:
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
do you ever get so mad that you need to sing about it and pound your fists on a golf course
thefuuuucomics:
Submitted by andy
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
“you’re my soul mate” i whisper as i look at the blog of someone who lives thousands of miles away and who i’ve only ever talked to on the internet
conversationparade:
oh my fucking god you guys
today in art 120, my intro to design class
our professor asked us to ‘draw a picture of a creature riding a bike’ to get to know us
and when he said creature I thought he meant like, monster, that kind of thing
and about a minute in I look around
and the three other people at my table have drawn an elephant, a squirrel, and another elephant,...
thereichenbachfinn:
Creative Writing assignment:
Write a short story that teaches about something you know more about than anyone else in the class.
i see you have erased my caption
this is what happens when I’m exhausted. I know, I know.